The Best Joe Jordan Facts

Twitter is brilliant. After last nights fiasco with Gattusso #joejordanfacts was trending world wide. And is still going now. As well as the ones I put in my earlier match review some of the best are here:


-Joe Jordan cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Joe Jordan says.
-Joe Jordan doesn't sleep, he waits...
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Joe Jordan allowed to live.
-Superman wears Joe Jordan pyjamas
-Giraffes were created when Joe Jordan uppercutted a horse
-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Joe Jordan can touch this.
-When Joe Jordan puts his foot down, people in earthquake zones run for cover
-When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck checks his for Joe Jordan
-Joe Jordan can slam a revolving door
-Joe Jordan was once stabbed by a knife. The knife bled to death.

-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Joe Jordan.
-Joe Jordan sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him.
-Joe Jordan uses doesn't use eye drops, he uses Tabasco sauce
-Joe Jordan gets head butted each morning - He prefers that to Coffee to wake him up
-In a living room there are 257 things joe jordan can kill you with, including the room itself
-Joe Jordan CAN believe it's not butter.
-Joe Jordan leaves a message before the beep.
-There used to be a street named after Joe Jordan, but it was changed because nobody crosses Joe Jordan
-On the eighth day God created Joe Jordan and the devil immediately shat himself
-Joe Jordan doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
-Joe Jordan can cut a knife with hot butter
-Joe Jordan's tears cure cancer … too bad he has never cried.
-Joe had such a hard childhood his favourite bath toy was a toaster.

The whole twitter episode has even made the news in Australia!

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