If Scott Parker was in 300, it would have just been called 1.
Scott Parker went to the Virgin Islands, now they are just the Islands.Scott Parker counted to infinity, twice.
Scott Parker won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Scott Parker wears other peoples' hearts on his sleeve.
Scott Parker can unscramble eggs.
Scott Parker is never late, you're just early.Scott Parker died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Scott Parker lets Chuck Norris use his face to perfect his roundhouse kicks
Scott Parker won a staring contest with a statue.
Scott Parker can divide by 0
When José Mourinho coined the phrase "the special one" he was refering to Scott Parker.
Scott Parker is collecting bricks so he can start building spurs a new stadium on his own
He told the blood to stop. It did. (see right)
Detol kills 99% of bacteria, Scott Parker kills 100% of everything
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Scott Parker.
Brilliant stuff people! Keep them coming! Scott Parker, Tottenham Legend in the making and already our Player of the Season. COYS!
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