Wednesday, 7 December 2011

The Official "Get @AssouEkotto a Song" Campaign #BAEsong

Assou-Ekotto. Coolest Mo-Fo In Football
Right Spurs fans. This has gone on long enough. Benny has been with us for over 5 years now. Sure, he had a bit of a mixed start, but now he's one of, it not the best left back in the league. The partnership he's formed with Bale on the left wing, arguably also gives us one of, if not the best left wing in the league.

Crazy hair, odd coloured boots, the man's a top character and this season there are more Assou-Ekotto 32 shirts than any other season. I think Benny has reached the point where the entire White Hart Lane crowd should be ashamed of itself for not having a song for the man.

Granted, there have been a few attempts on various blogs, websites, forums etc. to come up with a chant for Benny, but none have come to a conclusion, and I haven't heard any sung en mass at the Lane. Let's try and change that. I've harvested the web to find the best ones out there, if you have anymore, get in contact via twitter (#BAEsong), facebook, or the comments below.

Here are some of the best I've found so far to get your creative juices flowing:

To the tune of 2 Unlimited's No Limit..
Assou, Benoit Assou, Benoit Assou, Benoit Assou-Ekotto!

The tongue in cheek...
Disco Benny needs music
Oh Benny, wooah
Oh Benny, wooah
He hasn't got a song.
His name's too fucking long.


To the tune of pussycat dolls - don't cha...
Don't cha wish your left back was B-A-E
Don't cha wish your left back was B-A-E
Don't cha ?? Don't cha!??


To the tune of the ex-Gomes song... (I think the middle line needs changing to something original. Plus, once you go Benny, you won't go back)
Assou-Ekotto, you are the love of my life
Assou-Ekotto, I'd let you shag my wife..
Assou-Ekotto, I wish I had hair just like youuuuu


To the tune of Boney M's Daddy Cool...
Benny, Benny Coooool...
Benny, Benny Coooool...

Or the more simple...
Do do doo, Benoit Assou Ekotto.

UPDATES:
Reader suggestions:
from @spurchrisd
Assou Ekotto sung to the tune of D.I.S.C.O. By Ottawan

from @_dibbs
B A E When the crowd say bo he'll get ya (to the tune of Artful Dodger, when the crowd say bo - selecta)


For those of you still unconvinced that Benny deserves a song, shame on you. Read my previous articles about him to show yourselves the light.
Benoit Assou-Ekotto. Probably my Favourite Footballer in the Entire Game.
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