The Best Sandro Facts + The Ass Kicking Video That Spawned Them

First there was Joe Jordan Facts. Then there were the Scott Parker Facts. Then Danny Rose posted the video below on twitter, and Sandro Facts were born. Beast! The best are below the vid!





ryanshughes - Sandro gives the ball away just so he can tackle and win it back again #sandrofacts

Georgaldinho - The sun rises when Sandro wakes #SandroFacts

ChelleDowney - #SandroFacts: When The BoogeyMan Goes To Sleep At Night, He Checks His Closet For Sandro ♥

Mike___Hunt - The captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his ship because he thought Sandro was on board #SandroFacts

CoysShirts - Sandro can kill two stones with one bird. Beast! #sandrofacts

HotSpurLucy - Sandro doesn't do press ups, he pushes the world down. Beast. #sandrofacts

Ben_Rosenthal - Superman wears Sandro pyjamas #SandroFacts

TotalTottenham - What women over here call "A Brazilian" women in Brazil call "A Sandro". Wax on, wax off grasshopper!

Rob_Jenner - Death once had a "near sandro experience" #SandroFacts

jpmoore89 - Sandro can tie his boot laces with his feet #SandroFacts

ChelleDowney - #SandroFacts: When Sandro Falls In Water, Sandro Doesn't Get Wet. Water Gets Sandro. ♥

Mike___Hunt - Sandro would give lasagne Sandro-poisoning #SandroFacts

AeronautGreg - UN pay Spurs to keep Parker & Sandro on team so never tackle each other. Would cause armageddon if they did. #ScottParkerFacts #SandroFacts

LiamDiamond1 - Sandro plays conkers with his balls and is undefeated ! #Sandrofacts

SpursUltra T - When Sandro wants a new hairstyle he does actually have a fight with a lawnmower. #sandrofacts

MetroidSlayer - sandro once played ping pong with frimpong (frimpong was the ball) #sandrofacts

TotalTottenham - Sandro actually called his dog Tottenham (no joke, absolute fact, click for more video evidence of Sandro's brilliance!) #SandroFacts

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